Thank goodness that load of nonsense is over for another year 
I was subjected by a gang of evil torturers to the delights of Mama Mia (believe you me, one of the worst films ever made!) on Xmas day, and was only saved by the realisation that I had the headphones for my iPhone with me. I popped them in and watched the excruciating cheese and sugar-fest through the strains of ‘Detrimentalist’ by ‘Venetian Snares’ – an experience which I wouldn’t choose to repeat (not visually anyway), but for a truly surreal and bizarre combination, it could not be beaten. Believe you me, without those headphones I could not have sat through that heap of schmaltzy, moronic drivel for longer than 5-10 minutes.
It was interesting to note that the best selling DVD this Xmas was the aforementioned Mama Mia – it’s amazing how many people use Xmas as an excuse to piss all over their so-called friends. The other noted fact this festive season was that the most unwanted gift was also Mama Mia due to the upsurge of copies for sale on eBay just after Xmas. Why am I not surprised?
At least, once again, I was reminded of what a great all-round fab gadget the iPhone is – it certainly saved my bacon on Xmas day. But having said that, the fart apps in the Apple appstore have now risen to over 50.
When will this tide of flatulence end?
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