It doesn’t get any better. This morning I noticed a new billboard advert that has appeared on the hoardings. It shows a busy shopping street with words along these lines – ‘A bomb won’t go off here because a few weeks ago a shopper noticed someone studying the CCTV cameras’.
Oh great, so we are in possibly the worst recesssion ever, the dole queues are around the block, the high streets only have half the amount of shops that were there previously, and now we’ve got to spot terrorists too. How do we do that? By carefully watching everyone around you… See someone looking at a CCTV camera – call the police immediately – have them sent down for plotting a terrorist act.
Any ’suspicious’ behaviour must be reported immediately. If you see an apparently intelligent person buying the Daily Mail for instance – doesn’t look right – call the police! And it’s not always what someone is doing – it could be what they are NOT doing, or unexpected behaviour.
How about you spy a couple of hooded youths who could possibly be muslim (say one of them has ginger hair and is wearing a kilt – y’know, the obvious signs), helping an old lady across the road. What are they after? What possible terrorist act are they brewing up? You know what to do – call the police.
You’ve got no job, no money and society is falling to pieces. What we all need is a healthy dose of THE FEAR!!
Free Daily Mails for all! Bring on the paranoia!
I believe we should have CCTV’s watching the existing CCTV’s in case they are tampered with by lefties, gays, Muslims…..wait a minute I need my Daily Mail list of “Who we should be scared of”….oh yes, that’s one I forgot, Johnny Foreigner.
Just the other day I called the Police on the Daily Mail “Report a Gay-a-Day” line as I saw a man wearing a coat and it wasn’t that cold out. That bastard won’t be terrorizing our streets anymore.
I spotted a terrorist in Calgary last month, he roamed freely as we have no CCTV’s to help. He was this ape like gimp, responsible very sanctioning the slaughter of thousands of Iraqi’s, carpet-bombing civilians with cluster bombs and selling deadly phosphorous bombs to the Israeli military, I think his name was George. If only we had CCTV, that odious little turd would be behind bars.
God bless England and God Bless the Daily Mail for keeping us all a little safer!!
Thank goodness for right-minded citizens like you, keeping a look out for these dodgy, lefty ne-er do wells. I feel the World is a safer place with more people like you in it.