Have you ever noticed that Welsh men are considerably shorter than their female counterparts…? …Neither have I, which is why I was very puzzled to see these public toilets on a recent visit to Pembrokeshire…

That door to the Gents is very small indeed…
I feel an odd affinity with Welsh Men – all of a sudden?
Why’s that shorty?
They may be small in stature but apparently they are hung like the proverbial donkey!!
What else do you think keeps Charlotte Church from crossing the border?!!