I was amazed this week by the amount of coverage that Barack Obama got in the news for swatting a fly. Even the Guardian covered it with a full page spread, with an added guide to the ’science of fly-swatting’. It seems to have done Mr Obama no harm at all and everyone is impressed by his speed and accurate aim.
Now Barack Obama is already in a place of great popularity so has no need of this sort of character boosting publicity. But our poor Prime Minister, Gordon Brown is another kettle of fish altogether. He is currently slightly less popular than being slapped about the face with a plastic bag full of shit, that has been dipped in rancid chip-fat, wielded by Anne Widdecombe in the nude, with Rupert Murdoch sitting on her shoulders in a monkey costume.
However, maybe Gordon could take a leaf out of Obama’s book. Next time he is being interviewed on TV, we could arrange for a Rottweiler to attack him, attempting to stick its slavering jaws around his leg. Imagine how impressed we would all be if Gordon reached down, grabbed the savage beast, hauled it up and strangled it before our wide-open eyes and dropping jaws?
What a guy! This is the man who should be running this country! How did I ever doubt it?
Think about it Gordon…
“He is currently slightly less popular than being slapped about the face with a plastic bag full of shit, that has been dipped in rancid chip-fat, wielded by Anne Widdecombe in the nude, with Rupert Murdoch sitting on her shoulders in a monkey costume.” hahahahahahaha, so very fetish…lol
Hey. It’s been great to include a personal fantasy in a blog entry
Being slapped about by The Widdebum… I’ll see what I can arrange for you.