The papers are all chock full of shite today declaring that the Food Standards Agency tests have shown that Organic food is no better for you than non-organic. Duh! It’s all food you twats! This research which cost £120,000 took a while to come to this conclusion and was conducted by a nutritionist. I could have drawn the same conclusion for the price of a pint!
When this twat was asked about pesticide residues, his answer was ‘There is a possibility that organic food has less pesticide residues, but this was not part of the review. Potentially this may be an area for further research.’ This translates as – ‘Give me another £120,000′.
So basically, all this study looked at was the nutritional value of organic and non-organic food. It totally ignored the main reason (well, amongst people I know) that people choose organic food – that it has been grown without adding chemical fertilisers and pesticides. These chemicals have far wider effects on the countryside and it’s rivers and wildlife, than they do on the crops. So this twat of a study has completely missed the point!
Of course, the twattering classes have already been whipped up to a lather by the press – ‘Why should we buy organic?’ – ‘Why do we have to get ripped off by the supermarkets with higher prices for organic stuff?’ How about reporting the cost to the natural world of overdependance on chemicals in farming at the same time? Any takers….? Oh well. Twats!
Sorry about the overuse of the word ‘Twat’ in this piece but now it has been made trendy by that smarmy, public school twat (oops!) David ‘Twitter’ Cameron, anyone who’s anyone is using it dahlink!
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