Yesterday, the Apple iPad was released in the US and already the first iPad specific ‘fart app’ has appeared in the app store – Nasty Sounds. I have friends who can produce these sounds almost to order (but usually without order!), why should I pay for an app to do the same thing in an inferior fashion?
Also, if this app is merely a sound player, why make an iPad specific version? Does it have superior graphical, animated illustrations to go with the puerile, schoolboy humour noises? Hey, what am I expecting here? Sense?
Never. It will only get worse from here on…
I do hope you’re not passing comment on the air biscuit demo during Quantum of Solace or The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus?
#PARP#GUFF#
Imagine for a moment it being possible to travel back in time, we go back to say the 1950′s and show someone the technology that is the iPad. They would be astounded, perplexed at it’s modernity, unable to grasp this seemingly incredible leap in technology and then you press a button and “PPPPAAARRRP!!!!”. Huh ha ha ah hee hee!! Do you think they would suddenly be less impressed. I think so. Nice graphics though.
Good choice of films to release a fanfare of trouser trumpets by the way!!